It Sounded Fine In The Practice Room

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


greekabyss:

Cactuses 

Tuba’s are like armpits. Used to make fart sounds.

the13thchair:

- The 13th Chair



Water Lilies, Claude Monet

Water Lilies, Claude Monet

(Source: yourspiritinblack)

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ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?


likeafieldmouse:

Henri Matisse - Acanthus (1953)

likeafieldmouse:

Henri Matisse - Acanthus (1953)

insomni-yac:

The best gif on the internet

insomni-yac:

The best gif on the internet

(Source: catcancry)

doublefuckflat:

sassygayklavierspieler:

does dvorak even have any other symphonies

nope it’s just the new world symphony there are no others